The World in 2035

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IN THE YEAR 2035:

India has become the largest country in the world.Prime minister Rahul Gandhi congratulated his people for making him the 8th Prime minister in the last 4 months heading a Coalition Government of 97 parties who have changed sides 7 times already.Leader of the opposition octogenerian

LALLU YADAV  vowed to come back before the day after tomorrow and  put the country on its right track


Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.

Baby conceived naturally ... Scientists stumped.

Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

World crude oil supply estimated at 800 billion barrels at end of 2034. Russia is largest producer, China outpaces US consumption by 10MMbpd.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service
raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.

35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.

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